deepintothisdarknesspeering:

I was driving down the road and some lady blew her stop sign and I almost crashed right into her and the literal moment I was slamming on the brake my freakin phone starts ringing

my rinGTONE IS STAYIN’ ALIVE

I COULD HAVE DIED AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST THING I HEARD

themiddleoftheride:

partridgeinadekutree:

okoenig:

whats the difference between me and a calendar? 

a calendar has dates 

also the calender isn’t a human being 

Thank you Castiel.